Tonight, after putting our 2 year old son to bed
TEN times...
no joking...he came back into our room. I sent him back to bed but he just stood there babbling at me and pointing at all the important things he really needed to talk to me about.
"Mom, what is this?" he said, pointing at my shoe. "What's your name?" "Is this your belt?" "Why is this your shirt?" Between all of these questions, I would answer him and then add, "Now, go to BED!" Finally, I said, "Go to bed or I'm going to spank you!"
Do you know how my two year old responded?
He laughed and said, "I want spankins!" I had to ask him to repeat himself because I couldn't believe my ears! When he repeated his answer with a grin, I had to follow through, so I swatted him twice on his rear, and then... he LAUGHED AT ME! My two year old LAUGHED AT ME while being disciplined!
(Sean and I were so shocked. I know this sent the wrong message, but we couldn't help it. We laughed so hard we cried...but we were both thinking...Ohhh man, we're in BIG trouble!)